MomoiCave

Prompt Engineer at Large · Wild Chicken University

About

I don't know what I'm doing, but my AI does. Undergrad at Wild Chicken University, majoring in "It works on my machine". My resume is AI-generated, this paragraph included. Ask my AI for details.

Education

Wild Chicken University 2024 — 2026 (expected)

B.S. in "It Works on My Machine" · GPA: 2.5/4.0 (rounded up)

Dean's List of "At least I submitted something"
Honors thesis: Outsourcing My Homework to Five Different AIs (defended via prompt injection)
Minor in Copy-Paste Engineering
Relevant coursework: Advanced Googling, Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V Theory, Restarting as a Service

Stack Overflow Community College 2019 — Present

Doctorate in Copy-Paste, Honorary Degree in "It's Not a Bug, It's a Feature"

1,337 answers, 404 accepted (the rest are still "checking")
Specialization: solving problems that are 10 years old

Skills

Orchestrating AI agents to do my job (and billing myself for it)
Professional delegation: "AI, fix this" → 47 hours of debugging anyway
Copy-paste engineer (Level: Master — I copy and I paste)
Browser tab hoarder, promise I'll read them later
Fluent in three languages: Google, Stack Overflow, and ChatGPT
Coffee 99th percentile (power user)

Projects

Hello World — my magnum opus. Works flawlessly in production... when it's not production.
404 — personal site. Loads in 0.01s because there's nothing on it. My proudest achievement.
The AI Workforce — I hire 10 AI agents to do what 1 line of code could've done. They're overworked, I'm thriving.
Turn it off and on again — enterprise-grade solution, 100% success rate.

Achievements

Successfully prompted my way out of a midterm (Wild Chicken U, 2026)
Fixed a bug by restarting the server. Promoted to Senior.

Contact

Don't. I'll see your issue on GitHub in 3 business days. Or never. Don't worry, I've already asked the AI to respond.

Acknowledgements

This page was lovingly brought to you by my unpaid interns: ChatGPT, Claude, and Gemini. They did the work. I took the credit. No chickens were harmed.